What do I do about an ingrown toenail?

This is a little lengthy. I was outside at school playing some basketball yesterday when I discovered an ingrown toenail. I didn't know what it was but I looked it up online and discovered it was an ingrown toenail. I was wondering on how I'm supposed to treat one. I showed it to my mom earlier and then she got scared and said "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near it said fresh on the license plate and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later!". I took a look at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the fresh prince of Bel-Air!